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Doc Help Me One day Jack goes to the doctor & says "Doc Ipm having trouble getting my p***s erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem is that the muscles around the base of your p***s are damaged. There's really nothing I can do ...... Written on 27/12/2008 |
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Gfy One day, a little boy goes over to his grandparents house and is sitting out on the poarch with his grandfather. Grandpa is drinking a beer and the little boy asks if he can have a sip. "can your d**k touch your a*****e?" replies the grandpa. He says no, so ...... Written on 27/12/2008 |
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Cool Things About Being A Man 1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2- Your orgasms are real. Always. 3- Your last name stays put. 4- The garage is all yours. 5- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7- Car mechanics ...... Written on 29/12/2008 |
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Thats Love An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of ...... Written on 14/01/2009 |
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Super Pill A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that. ...... Written on 20/01/2009 |
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