Yet Another Shot At The Catholic Church...don't Sue Me.
A drunk, an accountant and gay priest all died on the same day. At the Purlie Gates, St. Peter tells them that they can all go back to their lives, but they will have to stop doing their favortive things. The drunk had to stop drinking, the accountant had to stop ......
Written on 05/03/2009

20 Reasons Why A Quickie Beats Marathon Sex
1. No repetitive-stress injuries. 2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy. 3. Two words: less sweat. 4. On deadline? No problem! 5. Saves on batteries. 6. No guilt associated with saying, "I think it's time for you to ......
Written on 06/04/2009

Tarzan In The Jungle
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting ......
Written on 06/04/2009

No Sex To9
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on ......
Written on 12/05/2009

God Damn
little johnny is sitttin in class one day and hollers out "GOD DAMN" course the teacher tells "johnny dont say such things its not good" 10 minutes later little johnny hollers out "GOD DAMN" teacher tells him "johnny i told you dont say that its not good" another 10 minutes and ......
Written on 12/05/2009