Moses And The President
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked, "Aren't you Moses?" But the man wouldn't listen to ......
Written on 08/09/2008

If You Build It, They Will Come
In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Keeping It In The Family
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" asked the mother. "Mom, I'm 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Technologically Challenged
The following is an excerpt from an article in the Wall Street Journal that might make you feel better: 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support had a ......
Written on 09/09/2008

20
A guy goes out drinking after work one day with his buddy. After a few drinks, he throws up on himself. "My wife is going to kill me. I wasn't supposed to be drinking tonight". His buddy tells him, "Just put a 20 bill in your pocket and tell your wife ......
Written on 14/09/2008