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Genie In The Bar
One day John walked into a bar that was close to his home. He sat down at the bar with a older gentleman sitting there beside him. John asked the older gentleman for a cigarette. The older gentleman reaches into his bag on the bar top to reach for a ......
Written on 05/11/2008

Wild Pickings
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs six miles every day. One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body and notices that he is suntanned all over with the one exception of his p***s, which he readily decides ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Exact Change
A man walks up to the bar, with a big ostrich behind him and (shame he didnt have one of these spy pen thingies here), as he stops at the bar, a small cat jumps up onto the bar stool next to him. The barman comes over, regards the three rather curiously, and asks "What'll it be"", to which the man replies ......
Written on 08/11/2008

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